Interview With Poseidon

I’m not someone that gets embarrassed very often. Not that I don’t do embarrassing things. I do embarrassing things 24 hours a day. But due to the frequency of my daily personal failings, I’ve learned how to own it. If someone were to ask me, “What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?” it’d […]

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Bagel Girl to Porn Star?

In the Bagel Industry, verbally abusiveย customersย are considered especially heinous. In San Francisco, the dedicated elevator operators who investigate these felonies are members of an elite squad known as the โ€œVicious Vag Productionsโ€. Here is my story. (๐ŸŽถDUN DUN๐ŸŽถ) I was 19 years old and crying hysterically in an elevator the day I was propositioned to […]

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