Bagel Girl to Porn Star?

In the Bagel Industry, verbally abusiveย customersย are considered especially heinous. In San Francisco, the dedicated elevator operators who investigate these felonies are members of an elite squad known as the โ€œVicious Vag Productionsโ€. Here is my story. (๐ŸŽถDUN DUN๐ŸŽถ) I was 19 years old and crying hysterically in an elevator the day I was propositioned to […]

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Cupid Is Stupid

Valentineโ€™s Day is huge. Itโ€™s huge in the sense that itโ€™s one of those holidays thatโ€™s guaranteed to have some sort of an effect on you. Itโ€™s also one of those holidays that wonโ€™t always affect you the same way year after year. For instance, St. Patrickโ€™s Day influences giggling pinches, a yearning for copious […]

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